dont settle because you're scared of being alone
Toni. 21. KS|AR|KY
Toni. 21. KS|AR|KY
improvised weaponry
they beat jesus with that
Vegan BDSM equipment
This post killed me 3 times
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Hayley Kiyoko and Brendon Urie with their flags while singing Girls/Girls/Boys is so iconic!
The raw gay energy in this photo is enough to power an entire country
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“I also think it’s weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’ because that’s not how you act when you don’t recognize somebody. That’s very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn’t recognize you went ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you’d never know it! I’d wake up and they’d be like ‘Hi John, we’re so happy you’re awake’ and I’d just be like, ‘Oh, hey man… How’s it going? Oh hey dude, nice to see you again’ because that’s how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”— John Mulaney
Excellent point.
John Mulaney woke up with amnesia once and never told anyone because he was too worried about being rude
Bruh I can’t even tell you how many friends (and cousins!) I’ve had to frantically/quietly piece together our history & relationship without letting them know, and that’s just bc my adhd makes me absolutely hands-down horrible at remembering faces/names.
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in another universe i see you across the room in a bar, in the crowd at a concert, we bump into each other at the grocery store, we grew up together. anywhere in any universe we always find each other.
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I don’t give a HECK if Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again (2018) is a GARBAGE rehash of the first film I’m gonna be in the theater singing Abba like I live in Greece and having the TIME of my LIFE
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concept: 90s. New York City. cocktails with friends after work on a friday night dressed in gucci fw 1995
Just say sex in the city
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FUCK my stupid monkey instincts making me crave human intimacy bitch we made houses and domesticated wolves we should be above this by now
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Hello, world! I’m fat. I look good. That’s all, thank you.
Greetings, friends. If you are fat, you also look good. Okay, good bye.
Thin people, you are welcome to reblog this to let your fat friends know they are phenomenal
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